Vera Praraous

hi Bloggie... kali ini aku mau posting tugas bahasa Inggrisku tentang Spoof. Aku disuruh bikin dialog dalam Bahasa Inggris tentang pengalaman yang memalukan. well, ini bukan pengalamanku loh... Ini cuma Khayalanku aja kok.. =D
enjoy it guys!!!

Mom : Darling, look at your underwear!!!!
Me : Aaaaaaa Mom! Why do you open my suitcase?
Mom : Because I want to know what’s in your suitcase. Look! It can not be used anymore! It is
broken!
Me : Yeah… I know that…
Mom : So why don’t you go to department store to buy the new underwears??
Me : Ow please Mom,,, don’t ask me to do that… I will totally be embarrassed!
Mom : Do you still want to use this broken underwear? Seriously darling! It is not good!
Me : Can you just buy me the new underwears? I don’t want to do that mom!! Please….
Mom : I can not! You have growth older! You can do it alone!
Me : But….
Mom : Not “but” anymore. Go to the department store and buy your underwears!
Me : Moooooooooom…..
Mom : NOW!!
Finally I went to the department store alone. I went to the part of department store where I could found underwears. Suddenly, a waitress came to me.
Waitress: Excuse me… can I help you?
Me : Yes,, can you find me the fit underwear for me?
Waitress: What size do you want? S? M? L? XL?
Me : emhhhhh…. I do not know… what do you think that can fit with me?
Waitress: May be M..
Me : Can I see it?
Waitress: (give the underwear) you can try it first at there.. (Pointed to the long and crowded
Queue)
I definitely did not want to get embarrassment!!
Me : E… hehehehe… I think I will not try it first.
Waitress: But, what if……
Me : I’ll take 15 underwears..
Waitress: OK then. You can pay it at the cashier there.
Me : thanks..
Waitress: Welcome…

At home. I jist wanted to put my new underwears into mu suitcase, but….
Me : Mom……….
Mom : What’s wrong darling?
Me : where are my old underwears?
Mom : I have just moved all of them into the rubbish bag. Why? You have had the new
underwears, right?
Me : Yeahhh
Mom : Let see your new underwears. What size do you buy?
Me : M size.
Mom : Are you kidding me?
Me : why?
Mom : last time you bought underwear, the size is L!!
Me : Really?
Mom : Yap. But, may be it is the biggest M. I hope…
Me : (trying the underwear)
Mom : How is it?
Me : I think it is too small. Oh no, it is really-really small…
Mom : Oh God… Try the others…
Me : I bought the same size Mom….
Mom : oh no… you have to change it darling!
Me : What? Please mom I do not want to do that!
Mom : Have you tried the underwear at the department store first?
Me : Emh… I actually did not do that…
Mom : That’s your fault..
Me : ok Mom, I’ll do it..
I honestly did not want to do this. But, I did not want to make my mom talk a lot to me.
At department store..
Me : Sorry, can I change the size of my underwears?
Waitress: san I see your underwears?
Me : Yes sure..,
Waitress: ow luckily the brand of the underwears have the certificate of guarantee. So you may
change it
Me : Oh thanks for God!!!!
Waitress: what size do you want?
Me : L
Waitress: do you want to try it?
Me : yes!!

pas buka buka buku kimia, aku nemu puisi ini.
agak sedikit aneh, but.... i love this very much...



Ketika kau datang..
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kusambut dgn ion positif cintaku..
Hingga membentuk ikatan kovalen..

well, aku ga tau harus posting apa..
akhirnya aku liat2 isi flash disk, dan taraaaaaa i have just found this...